There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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