I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Panties = found
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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