I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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