porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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