So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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