the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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