I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
