Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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