We won't sleep together?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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