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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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