Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Randomize
