Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
