I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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