so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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