Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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