This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize