she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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