apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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