so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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