all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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