My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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