is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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