I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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