I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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