a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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