The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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