Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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