so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize