all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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