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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

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  what chic?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Beer bonging to Ave Maria

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me

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• (936): View more from Texas

  There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods

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