she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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