She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
