im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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