yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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