Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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