susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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