I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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