i can't believe i had my finger in that
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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