"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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