i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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