maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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