Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
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Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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