Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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