like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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