ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
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