ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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