Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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