This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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