The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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