My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
