how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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