there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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