brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize