he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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