I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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