If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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