As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Actions speak louder than pants.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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