so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I have post one night stand depression
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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