If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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